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Call me antisocial but please don't call me sticker

Call me antisocial but please don't call me sticker - Main image
$2.84 $4 In stock

Category: Sticker

Text is fine. Text is great. The phone ringing is a personal attack. Hand drawn and hand lettered as a text message, boundary included.

3 x 3 inch. Durable waterproof and weatherproof vinyl. Built for laptops, water bottles, planners, and journals.

Illustrated by Katie Valentine, the artist and founder of MangoIllustrated — an independent illustrated stationery and gift brand for people who want products that actually feel like them. Designed and sold directly from the artist.

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Customer Reviews (4.6 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Brian E. ★★★★★

Stuck it on my laptop and it’s already survived a coffee splash, so the waterproof claim checks out. The hand-lettered text looks like an actual text bubble, which makes the joke land even harder every time I glance at it. Exactly the kind of passive-aggressive energy I needed.

Natalie ★★★★★

The vinyl feels thick and sturdy, and the 3x3 size is perfect for my laptop lid. I laughed out loud when I peeled it off, and the hand-lettered text genuinely looks like a real text bubble. It’s already survived a rainy commute without peeling.

Robert ★★★★★

Finally, a sticker that gets my social battery. The hand-lettered text looks exactly like a real text message, and the 3x3 size is perfect for my laptop without being obnoxious. Waterproof vinyl held up through a rainy commute with zero peeling.