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CANCELLED! Pen Set

CANCELLED! Pen Set - Main image
$13.5 $18 In stock

Category: Pen Sets

Cancelled, allegedly. Four jotter gel pens for anyone who has been the subject of a group chat and kept writing anyway.

Set includes four jotter pens -
- They say I'm bad news, I just say thanks
- Boring barb
- I can make deals with the devil because my dick's bigger
- And soon you'll learn the art of never getting caught
0.5mm fine point
Black gel ink

Set is packaged in a cello sleeve with card backing

Illustrated by Katie Valentine, the artist and founder of MangoIllustrated — an independent illustrated stationery and gift brand for people who want products that actually feel like them. Designed and sold directly from the artist.

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Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Madison ★★★★★

I was surprised how smooth these gel pens write—the ink flows evenly without blotching, perfect for my daily notes. The "they say I'm bad news" inscription makes me smile every time I pick one up.

Emma ★★★★★

These pens have a satisfying weight and the gel ink flows smoothly without skipping. The "bad news" engraving on the barrel makes me smile every time I use one.

Richard S. ★★★★★

Opened the box expecting a joke, but the "They say I'm bad news" pen is actually the one I reach for daily—the gel ink dries fast enough that my left hand doesn't smear a single word. The four-pack feels like a tiny rebellion on my desk, and the jotter grip is comfortable for long notes.