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Dog Hair, Don't Care pen

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$3.24 $4.5 In stock

Category: Pens

Every outfit you own is technically dog themed now. A bright orange gel pen in bold white lettering, for people who gave up on the lint roller and moved on with their lives.

Printed phrase: "Dog hair, don't care"
Barrel: bright orange with white lettering
Ink: black, 0.5mm fine point

Illustrated by Katie Valentine, the artist and founder of MangoIllustrated — an independent illustrated stationery and gift brand for people who want products that actually feel like them. Designed and sold directly from the artist.

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Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Miles L. ★★★★★

The bold white lettering pops perfectly against the bright orange barrel, so I spot it instantly in my cluttered desk drawer. Writes smooth and it’s become my go-to for signing delivery receipts, which is fitting since the dog usually "helps" too.

Benjamin S. ★★★★★

I keep one in my work bag and one at home because the bold white lettering stands out perfectly against the bright orange barrel. The ink flows really cleanly and the message cracks up everyone in my office.

David W. ★★★★★

This ink lays down so smooth it's almost dangerous, and the white lettering really holds up against my coffee-stained hands. I keep it clipped to my apron at the dog groomer's and it's already survived two wash cycles. Honestly, it's the perfect little nod to my fur-covered life.