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I'm Only Talking To My Dog Today pen

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$3.11 $4.5 In stock

Category: Pens

People are a lot today. The dog is not. A lilac gel pen in crisp white lettering for anyone whose social battery ran out around 9am.

Printed phrase: "I'm only talking to my dog today"
Barrel: lilac with white lettering
Ink: black, 0.5mm fine point

Illustrated by Katie Valentine, the artist and founder of MangoIllustrated — an independent illustrated stationery and gift brand for people who want products that actually feel like them. Designed and sold directly from the artist.

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Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Sophia ★★★★★

I grabbed this pen for those days when I need a clear signal to my coworkers, and the gel ink flows so smoothly it makes writing almost enjoyable. It's the perfect desk accessory for an introvert, and the lilac color is a nice bonus.

Alexander ★★★★★

The lilac barrel is such a pretty shade of purple, and the gel ink writes really smoothly. I keep it on my desk as a reminder to guard my social battery.

Lily ★★★★★

The lilac barrel is such a soft, pretty shade that I actually don't mind leaving it on my desk where everyone can see the message. Ink flows smoothly and the white lettering hasn't chipped after a week of daily use, which is more than I can say for most joke pens.