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Only Talking to My Dog Today sticker

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$2.96 $4 In stock

Category: Sticker

Sticker featuring the phrase "only talking to my dog today" — for the days your dog is genuinely better company than most humans.

Size: Approximately 3 in x 3 in
Material: High-quality waterproof and weatherproof vinyl
Perfect for: Laptops, water bottles, phone cases, and more

Illustrated by Katie Valentine, the artist and founder of MangoIllustrated — an independent illustrated stationery and gift brand for people who want products that actually feel like them. Designed and sold directly from the artist.

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Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Edward ★★★★★

The waterproof surface held up perfectly when my water bottle condensation dripped on it. This sticker is exactly the right size for my travel mug and gets a knowing laugh from fellow dog lovers.

Matthew R. ★★★★★

Stuck it on my laptop two weeks ago and it's still pristine despite a few coffee splashes—that waterproof coating is no joke. The matte finish makes the joke look classy, not tacky, and the 3-inch size fits perfectly on my water bottle too.

Adam J. ★★★★★

Peeled it off the backing sheet easily and stuck it on my laptop—the waterproof finish held up perfectly through a coffee spill. This sticker cracks me up every time I see it, and the size is just right for a water bottle too.