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The Situationship is Over Funny Breakup Card

The Situationship is Over Funny Breakup Card - Main image
$3.84 $6 In stock

Category: Greeting Cards

It was never a relationship, so this is not technically a breakup. Congratulations anyway. This hand drawn and hand lettered card features retro stripes and the greeting "the situationship is over, congratulations!" For the friend who finally stopped watching for the typing dots.

- Folded size of 4.25 x 5.5 inches
- Blank inside
- Comes with an A2 kraft envelope
- Packaged in a cello sleeve

Illustrated by Katie Valentine, the artist and founder of MangoIllustrated — an independent illustrated stationery and gift brand for people who want products that actually feel like them. Designed and sold directly from the artist.

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Copyright - Katie Valentine, MangoIllustrated

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Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Brian ★★★★★

The retro stripe design feels like it was plucked straight from a vintage stationery shop, and the cardstock has a nice, sturdy weight. It's witty without being mean, which is a hard balance to strike. My friend got a good laugh out of it, and that's exactly what I was hoping for.

Emma ★★★★★

The hand lettering on this card is so crisp and clean, and those retro stripes give it a nice vintage feel. My friend laughed out loud reading "it was never a relationship" — honestly the perfect way to toast the end of a situationship.

Andrew Y. ★★★★★

I bought it as a joke for a friend who finally ended her situationship, and the retro stripes with that "congratulations anyway" line nailed the humor perfectly.