Pens

Anti-hero jotter gel pen

You did the self-inventory and reached a conclusion. It's me. Hi. I'm the problem, it's me, embossed...

We never go out of style jotter pen

"We never go out of style" embossed on a blush pink barrel, writing in black gel ink. Ages well. Unl...

Make Good Choices pen

Our "MAKE GOOD CHOICES!" pen features a playful lilac body and cheerful purple text reminding you to...

Lights Camera Bitch Smile jotter gel pen

For the meetings you smile all the way through. "Lights, camera, bitch, smile" in white lettering on...

Overwhelmed and overstimulated jotter gel pen

The lights are too bright and the group chat will not stop. "Overwhelmed and overstimulated" printed...

1, 2, 3, let's go bitch jotter gel pen

Every to-do list deserves a countdown. 1, 2, 3, let's go bitch, embossed on a silver barrel that wri...

Dog Hair, Don't Care pen

Every outfit you own is technically dog themed now. A bright orange gel pen in bold white lettering,...

I Work Hard So My Dog Can Have Nice Things pen

You have a job. Your dog has a wardrobe. A navy gel pen in white lettering for anyone quietly fundin...

Cruel Summer jotter gel pen

"Devils roll the dice, angels roll their eyes" embossed on a neon coral barrel, writing in hot pink ...

Don't Blame Me jotter gel pen

Whatever happened, it was not your fault. Don't Blame Me, embossed on a gold barrel that writes in b...

Argumentative Antithetical Dream Girl pen

Write down all of your late night thoughts with the Argumentative Antithetical Dream Girl pen from t...

Don't forget to take your meds jotter gel pen

You know the meds work. Remembering them is the problem. Neon coral barrel, neon coral ink, and "Don...