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I deserve a little treat sticker

The pastry was not in the budget. The pastry is happening anyway. Hand drawn and hand lettered with ...

My Energy is Expensive Monster sticker

The monster has boundaries too. A teal and orange gradient monster character, hand lettered with "my...

Horrors Persist But So Do the Holidays card

Two flaming dumpsters, holding hands, wrapped in string lights. The horrors persist. So does Decembe...

1, 2, 3, let's go bitch jotter gel pen

Every to-do list deserves a countdown. 1, 2, 3, let's go bitch, embossed on a silver barrel that wri...

I Only Get Carded at the Library sticker

Sticker featuring the phrase "I only get carded at the library" — for readers whose ID checks happen...

I can fix him (no really I can) sticker

You cannot fix him. The sticker knows. It is putting the track title in hand lettering anyway, right...

Getaway Car glitter enamel pin

A license plate for people with a reputation. "Getaway car" sits in green glitter enamel against a b...

I cannoli love you card

Cannoli love you. That's the whole message. A hand lettered Valentine's card with two hand drawn can...

Good luck babe greeting card

Good luck, babe. Said with full sincerity and a slightly raised eyebrow. Hand lettered encouragement...

Argumentative Antithetical Dream Girl sticker

Periwinkle wavy lettering, a navy drop shadow, a scatter of stars. Argumentative, antithetical dream...

Running Corgi Sticker

Short legs, full commitment. Mango the Corgi mid run, drawn from the actual tri color corgi this sho...

Dog Hair, Don't Care pen

Every outfit you own is technically dog themed now. A bright orange gel pen in bold white lettering,...